Jimmy Kimmel Calls Trump a ‘Hydroxymoron’

“You have to hand it to Trump — just when you think he can’t get any crazier, he starts popping F.D.A.-disapproved drugs and telling everyone else to try it, too.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“When told the drug is for treating malaria, Trump said, ‘If it’s good enough for the first lady, it’s good enough for me.” — JIMMY FALLON

“After Trump made the announcement, a lot of experts told him what he was doing is dangerous. Then Trump was like, ‘Relax, if anything goes wrong, I can just drink bleach and clean it all out. I’m good.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Our president is a hydroxymoron.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I feel so bad for this guy’s Secret Service, because you have to admit they have had more on their plate with Trump than with any other president ever before. Can you imagine a day in the Secret Service’s life? ‘Keeping my eyes peeled, making sure there’s no threats. Everything looks clear. We’re all good — Mr. President, what did you eat? What is that in your mouth? Mr. President, what’s in your mouth?’” — TREVOR NOAH

“I looked up the side effects of this miracle drug Trump is now taking. They include: ‘severe mood or mental changes.’ Check. ‘Feeling that others can hear your thoughts.’ Check. ‘Feeling, seeing or hearing things that are not there.’ Check. ‘Large, hivelike swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs.’ Let’s say check.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

Source link Nytimes.com

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